What snow?

February 10th, 2010 Bishop No comments

Honestly, I’m having a lot of trouble getting over how everyone and their brother seems just obsessed with this “weather” we’re having, and furthermore I’m having a lot of trouble figuring out just what they’re talking about. It bugs me a little bit, but with beautiful days like today it just doesn’t seem I should be letting it bother me the way I am, you know?

Just the other day my boss commented that, for precipitation (or for “snow”?), we are three inches ahead of the game so far this year. I just gave him a funny look. Here I am in my baggies and my flower print shirt and this guy is talking about nasty weather like that? I’m like, dude, if it were snowing, would I be wearing my sandals? I’m not yet certain that the world is going to hell in a hand basket, but it does seem like people are losing their minds.

In the meantime, stay thirsty, my friends.

Signed,

The most interesting man in the world.

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Snakes in the Grass

January 20th, 2010 Bishop 1 comment

It is longstanding Guild policy to discourage complaints about certain tactics used in video games. Terms like “noob tube” and “camper” often have little meaning to Guild operatives; if the tactic works, it is valid, and if not, then whoever is using it is a fool. Recent debate regarding tactics in Crysis Wars, however, has led to two Guildsmen of the old school actually resorting to similar terms in order to describe actions undertaken in the game by various parties.

If the language sounds stilted, it’s because the author is attempting to be scrupulously objective. Not that the author considers that to be a valid excuse.

One party argues that Wars’ stealth mode is too effective, thus making it almost imperative that players adopt a passive, defensive posture rather than an aggressive, offensive posture when playing, thereby neutralizing—to an extent, at least—the effect of basic FPS skillsets on the outcome of a game and reducing “deathmatch” games to something more closely resembling “hide and seek.”

The other party suggests that Wars’ stealth mode addresses a problem in the original Crysis, where stealth was seen as a liability, and that Wars’ new, more effective mode is an improvement over the former. Furthermore, as all parties have equal access to stealth, the offended parties could simply adopt the tactics used by their opponents. Guild doctrine, obviously, supports this stance; in fact, whether or not all parties have equal access to stealth is irrelevant. Traditional Guild doctrine would hold that stealth would still be a valid tactic even if it were unbalanced.

However, something came up in discussion today that calls into question how much support this old doctrine really has in the modern Guild: one Guildsman suggested that the problem could be alleviated by adjusting graphics settings down so that the stealth mode effect stood out more. Another immediately protested that this would be “cheating.”

…This is in obvious conflict with the doctrine above stating that, if a tactic works, it is valid.

Of course the Guild has always looked down (at least selectively) on underhanded techniques like hacking; changing underlying game files to net an advantage over one’s opponent is bad form, and at the very least calls into question the player’s true ability. (Interestingly, the Guild has traditionally imposed very light punishments for such infractions as “looking over the enemy’s shoulder to see where he might be” and other similar forms of cheating.) However, as things like “graphics settings” are a part of the game and require no such underhanded modification—indeed must be turned down, often to the detriment of the player’s experience, if a rig cannot handle a given game—one wonders if this can actually be defined as cheating, and more particularly if the old school Guild could have defined it as such.

At this point, the author does not seek so much to question one argument or the other, but rather the old doctrine itself, and so the question is:

    Fundamentally, has the Guild changed in such a way that “fun” may now be considered more important than “winning”?

The author—Bishop—asks this because it is his opinion that his win-at-all-costs attitude may have had significant influence on the old doctrine and wonders if, having been made wiser (or at least less apt to win) by the wear and tear he has experienced over the years, it might be time to reevaluate these old standards.

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O Death

January 19th, 2010 Bishop No comments

O, Death
O, Death
Won’t you spare me over til another year
Well what is this that I can’t see
With ice cold hands takin’ hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
I’ll open the door to heaven or hell
Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I’ll fix your feet til you can’t walk
I’ll lock your jaw til you can’t talk
I’ll close your eyes so you can’t see
This very air, come and go with me
I’m death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold
To draw up the flesh off of the frame
Dirt and worm both have a claim
O, Death
O, Death
Won’t you spare me over til another year
My mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel upon my head
My head is warm my feet are cold
Death is a-movin upon my soul
Oh, death how you’re treatin’ me
You’ve close my eyes so I can’t see
Well you’re hurtin’ my body
You make me cold
You run my life right outta my soul
Oh death please consider my age
Please don’t take me at this stage
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand
Oh the young, the rich or poor
Hunger like me you know
No wealth, no ruin, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul
O, death
O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year
Won’t you spare me over til another year
Won’t you spare me over til another year

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I hate people

January 18th, 2010 Bishop 1 comment

Someone made the mistake of asking me why I hate people.

I suppose it’s because too large a proportion of them are stupid. We coddle our idiots in the West, you see. We have signs that read “High voltage!” And then when some fucktard electrocutes himself, burning off half his skin and condemning himself to a life as a crippled fucktard, we then mandate that the guy who owned the sign now has to pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars so that he can still buy pussy and reproduce, creating more fucktards.

It would be better to remove the sign and let the fucktard cull himself from the herd.

I’d love to know what kind of fourth world ape actually looks up at high lines and says, “I bet I can climb on those without getting fried.”

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Bad choices

October 26th, 2009 Bishop 1 comment

I’m not sure I, in good conscience, can support Infinity Ward by purchasing the upcoming MW2. I will likely avoid the issue by picking up Dragon Age instead, since MW’s multiplayer is annoying and the singleplayer dull on replay.

I’m open to new info on the subject, but things don’t sound great.

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Windows 7 Product Guide

October 25th, 2009 2Cold Scorpio No comments

I found this while looking for something else altogether, and thought I’d share.  Microsoft crafted a quality product guide for Windows 7 that discusses (in pretty good detail) many of the new features and such of Microsoft’s shiny new OS.  Quite handy if you’re new to Windows 7 and haven’t been using beta versions of it for the last 6+ months like Bishop and I have.  The overview on the download page sums it up nicely:

The Windows 7 Product Guide provides a detailed look at the many new and improved features in Windows 7. The guide is designed as an accurate source of information that can help you to understand how Windows 7 Simplifies Everyday Tasks, Works the Way You Want, and Makes New Things Possible. The guide is also designed to provide IT Professionals with information about how to Make People Productive Anywhere, Manage Risk Through Enhanced Security and Control, and Reduce Costs by Streamlining PC Management. This is not a help and how to guide. Rather, it provides an overview of the many exciting features in Windows 7 and pointers to more information. The Windows 7 Product Guide is available in both XPS and PDF formats.
Below is the link to the download page on Microsoft’s website.  As stated above, you have the choice between XPS and PDF.  Personally, I opted for the PDF even though it is more than twice the size (62 Megabytes as opposed to the XPS’s 30.5MBs) simply because I like the extra viewing features my PDF viewer has that the XPS viewer didn’t seem to have.  Get whichever suits you best (or get both and decide which you prefer yourself). 
Check it out here:  Windows 7 Product Guide
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Windows 7 For the People!

October 22nd, 2009 2Cold Scorpio 2 comments

About two years and nine months ago, Microsoft released the much-maligned Windows Vista.  I didn’t start using it until nearly a year after it’s release (just a couple of months before Service Pack 1 was released, in fact), and didn’t go to using it full-time until a few months after.  For the most part, Vista ran problem-free for me, and I generally liked Microsoft’s newest OS.  I did have a few problems scattered throughout my year of full-time use (and some before I started using Vista full-time).  in fact, I’ve probably written about some of them here (just checked:  I have, namely the infamous The Long Week & The Longer Post article, which detailed many days of frustration of Games for Windows Live not working…and leading me to discover my .Net Framework was borked.).  There was also the time when Service Pack 1 was first released, I couldn’t get it to install (that was finally fixed by a reformat).  And there’s always little things like video drivers going apeshit and such, but that’s not unique to Vista anyways. 

For the most part, though, I liked Windows Vista, Read more…

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Steam Powered Knights

September 6th, 2009 2Cold Scorpio 2 comments

While looking on Steam yesterday, I saw that LucasArts has *finally* made available the original  Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic in the Steam store.  And as a reasonable price of $10, no less.  Even though I still have my beloved KotOR disks sitting upon my shelf, I was happy to see the game on Steam.  :-)

Too bad that as of this writing, the old widescreen hacks from the retail version don’t work on the Steam version from what I hear.  Hopefully, that will change soon.  Still, other than that, it seems a pretty solid deal.

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A Little Bit o’ Polish

September 6th, 2009 2Cold Scorpio No comments

Seeing as the site had it’s birthday yesterday, it seemed a good time to do some maintenance on the old bird.  Since Bishop never got around to it, I went ahead and updated the underlying WordPress installation up to the newest version, as well as the current theme (and in the process, re-enabled the Show Author functionality that had been broken for a while and had gone unnoticed!). 

On a related note, I noticed that after my hard work, the site looked rather garbled in Internet Explorer 8.  The “Compatibility Mode” button was also not showing, but the workaround to get the site looking normal is to simply add Guildcom.us to the Compatibility view list on the Compatibility View Settings under Tools on the normally hidden menu bar (which can be brought up by simply pressing the Alt key) or under Page on the command bar.  This seemed to fix things right up.  Opera 10 displayed fine from the get-go, and although I haven’t tested them yet, I assume Firefox 3.5+ and Chrome ought to work fine as well.

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Two Years Old!

September 5th, 2009 2Cold Scorpio No comments

Today, GuildCom turns two years old.  Wow, it’s kinda hard to believe.  And recently, Bishop coughed up the needed wampum out of the barren Guild coffers to keep us going another year.  :-)

Here’s to two years running, and hopefully many more to come!  :mrgreen:

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