GuildCom

Honestly, I’m having a lot of trouble getting over how everyone and their brother seems just obsessed with this “weather” we’re having, and furthermore I’m having a lot of trouble figuring out just what they’re talking about. It bugs me a little bit, but with beautiful days like today it just doesn’t seem I should be letting it bother me the way I am, you know?

Just the other day my boss commented that, for precipitation (or for “snow”?), we are three inches ahead of the game so far this year. I just gave him a funny look. Here I am in my baggies and my flower print shirt and this guy is talking about nasty weather like that? I’m like, dude, if it were snowing, would I be wearing my sandals? I’m not yet certain that the world is going to hell in a hand basket, but it does seem like people are losing their minds.

In the meantime, stay thirsty, my friends.

Signed,

The most interesting man in the world.