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http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/greengwlast.htm

When G.W. Green was executed in Texas on November 12, 1991, these were his last words—or, at least, these were most of them. I can’t imagine what flavor of prudery would lead a man to censor another man’s last words, but let it be known from this day forth that the Guild is not in favor of this practice. Honestly, this bastard did something pretty heinous to wind up on death row and was then executed for it. I think, somewhere in the bargain, he’s earned the right for his last words to be recorded in their original and unadulterated form.

Taken from http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statistics/deathrow/executed/greeng.jpg

Convicted in the November 1976 shooting death of 43-year-old John Denson, a Montgomery County juvenile probation officer and reserve deputy sheriff, during a burglary at the officer’s home in Magnolia. Green and accomplices Joseph Starvaggi and Glenn Earl went to Denson’s home to steal his gun collection. Starvaggi shot Denson when the officer struggled with one of the intruders and wrestled his gun away. Starvaggi then shot Denson two more times, but declined Green’s alleged urgings to kill the officer’s wife and 13-year-old daughter.

See? I told you so. Anyway, I can’t find what he actually said—that is, we don’t know what specific expletive the TDCJ deleted when they created this website. Still, I’m guessing it was bitch.

Let’s do it, man. Lock and load. Ain’t life a bitch?

Yeah, it really is sometimes.

The Top Seven Killing Nations in 2006:

1. China
2. Iran
3. Pakistan
4. Iraq
5. Sudan
6. TEXAS!!!
7. USA

That’s right, motherfucker. We’re number SIX!

The European Union called up the Governor of the State of Texas to ask him to place a moratorium on executions so that Texas would not break the 400 mark. Because having killed more than four hundred scumbags since 1982 is bad?

More importantly, how is it any of their business? We don’t tell them how to run their countries. How dare they try to tell us how to run our state? And I find it interesting that this request came from the EU rather than, oh, say, NATO, or the UN. No one in either of those actually cares that we kill criminals here. Look at the members of the UN Security Council:

Permanent Members:

• China
• France
• Russia
• UK
• USA

So let me guess: China, the single bloodthirstiest country on the face of the earth, is going to ask the United States–number seven on the list and the only viable firepower the UN has–to mount a unilateral invasion of the State of Texas in order to put a stop to our wicked ways?

Yeah, right.

Get your heads out of your asses, people. Yes, the world has gotten smaller in the last few centuries–but it will never get so small that you can dictate to your neighbor how he runs his household.

The Reverend has spoken!

–Bishop, RGc1 CenCom